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    Humour?

    A husband gets a phone call to say his wife's been in a traffic accident. He races to Emergency just in time to meet the surgeon coming out of the OR. The Surgeon says 'I have Bad news and Good news"!
    'The bad news is... we've had to amputate your wife's arms and legs, so you'll have to spend the rest of her life feeding her and wiping her bum'
    The husband recoils, muttering how terrible it is. 'Whats the good news' asks the husband.
    The surgeon responds, 'the good news is....I'm just kidding!! .... she's dead!'

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    Re: Humour?

    I still laugh every time I hear that one. Is that wrong?

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    Re: Humour?

    I love people's reactions.... both men and women. They are initially shocked, but then wonder why they find it so funny

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